Christmas Day

Mary and Joseph drove into town Searching for a place to stay The moon was up, and his foot was down A miracle was on its way They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfast Locals, but no one seemed to have any room Better find a double room soon! So where would Christmas be without Mary and Joseph Morecambe and Wise Laurel and Hardy Cracker surprise Lights on the pine tree And more aftershave And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on Christmas Day They found a place with a neon light "TV", "Pool", and "Vacancies" The man on the desk didn't hear them right When the two of them booked for three They watched the TV And deeply, she felt a punching neatly And the heavens delivered this way And it happened on Christmas Day Christmas Da-ay Christmas Da-ay So where would Christmas be without Mary and Joseph Morecambe and Wise Laurel and Hardy Cracker surprise Lights on the pine tree And more aftershave But not forgetting Jesus, who was born on Christmas Day Mary and Joseph were so surprised With admirers around the crib There was something in their son's eyes That magnetically took one in Like a Messiah and a fire Like the tread around a tyre That grip all roads To faults you made And it happened on Christmas Day Christmas Da-ay Christmas Da-ay So where would Christmas be without Mary and Joseph Morecambe and Wise Laurel and Hardy Cracker surprise Lights on the pine tree And more aftershave But not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day) Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas)