The Fart Game (Live)

Somebody broke wind in here

I been tryin' to like, not say nothin'

But somebody farted in this motherfucker

That's some long distance fart too

Don't do, I know you get out with your friends

You have a good time, especially fellas, you know

You play that game, play 'the fart game', you know

You know you fart around your fellas and it's funny

Dudes be doin' that gettin' in an elevator and fartin'

And laughin' and shit, nasty, you play the fart game

I think deep down inside, people want to smell other people's farts

'Cause you smell 'em and people always tell you they farted

They say, "I farted, you don't believe me, pause a second, yeah, you did!"

'Cause in the back of your mind, you want to grade the fart

And if it smell bad enough, two years later

You be goin', "Remember that fart you laid, two years ago?"

The fart game you play, start off 'round the house when you little

Your father introduce you to it, be sittin' in the house one day

Saturday mornin', watchin' cartoons, your father make a fart and go

"That wasn't me, that was your mother, that was your mother

That was Ooh, baby, baby, I want a divorce, baby, Oosh, you rotten baby, shit!"

Your mother goes, "Stop."

And you join in and shit, grab your little brother

Sit on his head and fart, ever do that?

That's a fun game our little brother freak out and go Aaugh!

Your father go, "It's the fart game, you'll play it one day, son"

The fart game, you get your best friend in on that shit, too

You can walk up to your best friend while he's watching a football game

And fart in his face, he won't even get mad

He'll just go, "okay, you got me alright, okay, alright

That was a good one, too

My mouth was open, my mouth was open on that one"