Drink, Smoke, Cuss & Fight

I'm gonna drink, smoke, cuss, and fight And if I don't make it home, it'll be alright Need an outlaw woman and a sawdust floor Get whiskey bent, and then drink one more Paint this town like we used to do Gettin' plumb tore up on the Mountain Dews I just got paid, and I got all night Drink, smoke, cuss, and fight 'Tween work and jail, it ain't goin' so well I spend a lot of time at home I need to lose the noose 'cause I wanna let loose With my rowdy friends all night long Mama asked me, "Would I try to be good?" But I feel it buildin' up inside I gotta let it go, or I know it's gonna blow Just like dynamite I'm gonna drink, smoke, cuss, and fight And if I don't make it home, it'll be alright Need an outlaw woman and a sawdust floor Get whiskey bent, and then drink one more Paint this town like we used to do Gettin' plumb tore up on the Mountain Dews I just got paid, and I got all night Drink, smoke, cuss, and fight Daddy always said, "Son, up in your head Something just ain't right" I think it went wrong when I was hittin' my bong 'Cause I got way too high And now we're-a frown 'cause Bonnie came down I ain't been havin' any fun I need to let it out, I wanna scream and shout Party 'til the break o' dawn I'm gonna drink, smoke, cuss, and fight And if I don't make it home, it'll be alright Need an outlaw woman and a sawdust floor Get whiskey bent, and then drink one more Paint this town like we used to do Gettin' plumb tore up on the Mountain Dews I just got paid, and I got all night Drink, smoke, cuss, and fight I can't lie to my mama 'cause it just ain't right I'm gonna drink, smoke, cuss, and fight (Can I get my tab, please?) (Somebody call Uber)