Modern American Man

He likes to drink his coffee black Won't pay more than a buck Turned 300 thousand on his old Tacoma truck Gave up on the hard stuff way back when he tied the knot Exercises his demons at the 5k turkey trot Sold his motorcycle on the day his girl arrived Messing with his daughter is probably ill-advised Got the same two best friends that he made when he was 10 He's a modern American man He'll tell you who he voted for But only if you ask Always pays his taxes Unless you give him cash Turned off the news years ago Not sure whats going on Decided that he's happier with the country station on And he might go electric when the truck finally gives out His hippy buddy told him they make one that tows a boat Took away his pension for a 401k plan He's a modern American man Don't mind a little golfing But he'd much prefer to fish Makes an honest living Ain't never gonna be rich If you don't like how he's living He does not give a damn He's a modern American man A modern American man A modern American man