A Vikings Tale

Prep the tables, bring the meat Pour the ale, our bellies do feast If one must fall from a drunken spell It's a Viking's tale, don't ever doubt that Boots be damp, our dirty feet Man a worthy stench too deep And the women shout, "Get 'em off, you reek" It's a Viking's tale, don't ever doubt that We sail at speeds across the seas Finding lands for us to siege And the enemy runs from the beach to weep It's a Viking's tale, don't ever doubt that The war is near, it's time to breach Gather your axes, follow me Into the gates we charge and raid It's a Viking's tale, don't ever doubt that Find these lands our kingdom seats All the nobles bow to me But the fun, gay ol' ones, thy dare not speak It's a Viking's tale, don't ever doubt that It's a Viking's tale, don't ever doubt that It's a Viking's tale, don't ever doubt that It's a Viking's tale, don't ever doubt that It's a Viking's tale, don't ever doubt that