Gay!

Someone’s being an asshole

That’s no way to be

Ronny D.

Can’t you see

Gosh, I’d hate to upset your Republican peers

So let me say this soft so no one hears

I’ve always been…GAY!

Oops, I said it…I’M GAY!

You can bet it’s a badge that I wear

With a fabulous flair ‘cause I’m gay

Honey, I’m queer

As a drag queen’s brassiere

And although you might think that I’m flawed, hey

I’m gay as a Broadway premiere

All your thinly veiled hate

Is a dangerous trend

It’s such a vile cliché

But you’d rather talk straight

And I’d hate to offend

So I’ll try not to say…

That I’m as gay

As an Easter bouquet

I’m as gay as the cast of Euphoria

Or a Sephora display

Gurl, I’m as fruity as Gaga in Gucci

And gorgeously gay

Hey Ron DeSantis, gay, gay, gay

(Hey Ron DeSantis, hey, gurl, hey)

Come on why can’t ya say it too?

(Come on DeSantis, say it too)

There’s nothing naughty or risqué

(There’s nothing wrong with gay!)

‘Bout LGBTQ

That’s why I slay

(Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay)

I’m incredibly gay

(Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay)

Though you’d rather I said it much less

I can’t help but express it all day

And should you say

“Why not tuck it away?”

Kindly fuck yourself…

I’m gay and you’re gay

I’d say we need more gay

Let’s bask in the splendors

Of all shades and genders

So sing it out loud, ma’am

And let’s say it proud, fam

I am so damn…

(Oh kween, he is so damn…)

GAY!