A Strange Coincidence, Isn’t It?

Are you Diamondman4000

Well, yeah, but, like... what the fuck?

Who are you, exact-

Just had to estabish something there, heh

My apologies

I'm not gonna make it super complicated, I've been observing this universe's version of myself

And as it turns out, you're kinda fuckin' depressed

So, y'know, I thought I'd do you a favor

And put you out of your misery

What the... fuck? No!

I know how bad my situation is, I don't need you to remind me of that

But that doesn't mean you get to ju-