ABSOLUTES

Yellow key, yellow key Hassle proof, spit it in nothin' but absolutes I don't remember askin' you for a comment Supposed to feel like bombardment Vigorous work, the real jerk, no Steve Martin No he not spartan, no he not sparrin' My mind's favorite yoga pose is pullin' okey-dokes Heroes turn to hoagie rolls, it's so laborious I plot peace as a coordinate My dojo taught insubordinance is glorious I prefer when they forfeit, tap out, rap mount The bag is bounced past, then I cash out Left a note said, left a note said, left a note said How you like me now? How you like me now? How you like me now? How you like me now? How you like me now? Back of the note had a post script reading At her I marveled, fiddles with whale bone toggle Herself is the obstacle, fossilization ain't optional Survival isn't logical Niggas became absurdists, surrealists, dada flows Suppose you can holler if you feel this Those beyond the tasteful, a trip to Office Max for staples This shit is graceful How you like me now? How you like me now? How you like me now? How you like me now? How you like me now? Open the mouth to give testimony, bear witness You need fresh air and a prayer for forgiveness Tuck and weave, like febreeze, particulates You know my tongue be ticklish You have my active thanks The rhythm become sacrosanct Dandelion wine on an empty stomach Broke the bank, stretched the budget Broke the bank, stretched the budget (How you like me now?) I played the wake, sampled the buffet (Yea) Left some flowers by the grave I sampled the buffet, played the wake (Yea) Left some flowers by the grave So when I die I won't stay (When I die I won't stay) Dead