Now, I'm mean and evil
Don't you mess around with me
Yes, I'm mean and evil
Don't you mess around with me
'Cause I'll mess you up with a bang, a dozen sticks of TNT
First thing each mornin', I breaks me a lookin' glass
Then I goes out on the corner, waits for a black cat to pass
Can't sleep while there's a howlin' dog 'neath my window each night
And nothin' sends me like a good bloody fight!
Yes, I'm mean and evil
But you know good men made me that way
Yes, I'm mean and evil
Even rain don't fall on me
Yes, I'm so mean and evil
Even rain don't fall on me
And I'm gonna stay that way 'til I find a man that's meaner than me
