Shocking Plot Twist

Harrison had a perfect life With a big backyard and a red-meat diet He was always on time and he never cried Didn't pose or boast or showboat even though Harrison had a perfect life Preyed every day and he loved his wife You could count on nothing ever going wrong for him Until his wife left him for a vegetarian One two three four five! It was a shocking plot twist we've heard before He had it all then lost it to an herbivore When the unexpected wrecks you at your best Well, you may get up but you can't make it make sense But Harrison had great support Friends helped him out through his divorce They said: just get back on the horse He said I don't know what that means So Harry got a hobby and bought a telescope Took it to the top of the hill to be alone When he saw a shooting star and made a little wish on it for... hope But then the news came on and said it was a comet headed straight for Earth! It was a shocking plot twist all hope was lost And from now on he'll not wish on giant rocks When the unexpected wrecks you once again Well, you may get up but you can't make it make sense But instead of being shocked by the imminent apocalypse He caught a little gossip 'round the office 'bout a rocket ship And all he had to do was forge a couple little documents To get a seat on the rescue ship But when Harry snuck in to modify the manifest He got caught! by someone he did not expect The pesky vegetarian, Harry's very nemesis From earlier in the song! It was a shocking plot twist So Harry hid the body and he headed straight home His final meal eaten and his baggage all stowed Tomorrow he was leaving, and Harrison was rarin' to go But then he accidentally set his alarm for pm instead of am So the rocket ship took off without him Five four three two one! It was a shocking plot twist, left on the ground He had it all then got kicked while he was down When the unexpected wrecks your last defense Well, you may get up but you can't make it make sense So Harrison watched the rocket fly away While a single tear rolled down his cheek And hit the ground 12 feet below His cute neighbor with the weird neck came over and said I can't believe we're going to experience the first comet-based Mass extinction event in our planet's history She said What position do you wanna be found in By the humans... in 65 million years? That's right... this whole time Harrison was a dinosaur One two three four five! It was a shocking plot twist, he was a T-rex And you all never saw this coming, I bet But the unexpected Rex is hard to guess When you make it up and you make it make no sense So, Harrison, he died that day Then we dug him up and put him on display The scientists could not explain why He was huggin' a brontosaurus So there's just one thing left to twist Our prehistoric biases If you assume someone's like you be warned They might actually be... a dinosaur