My mom's gone

From this world. But if she's anywhere, she'd be in—

The Underworld

Yeah, I'll do it!

Not 'cause my dad needs me

He's been less a dad and more absentee

But if my mom's alive

That's where she's bound to be

I'm leaving now, I better pack

Hades took my mom, I'm taking her back

So what if no one's come back from the Underworld? I'll be the first

And I'll be the second first!

Grover, I can't ask you to come

You're my best friend, dude

So don't get mad

But I suspect you'll need protecting when things get bad

And this kicking quest may be the best chance I've had

To put my past behind me

So if you haven't guessed

I'm coming on your killer quest

So, bon voyage and fare me well

We're gonna fight each foe, each curse, and spell

We're gonna march straight down to the gates of Hell

Underworld

Close enough

I'm finally gonna pass a test

We're going on a killer quest

Don't forget this: Official Camp Half-Blood questing backpack. It comes pre-packed with everything you need: gold drachmas, ambrosia squares, deodorant

You need me too, Seaweed Brain. If you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up

Five long years stuck at camp

Underneath Athena's locked down clamp

Been waiting for my chance

To prove I'm champ

I've got mad battle strategy

My mom will be impressed

I'm coming on your killer quest

So blast the horns, get the flags unfurled

Past danger, slings, and arrows hurled

We're gonna march straight down to the Underworld

Luke! Are you coming too?

I'm needed here. But how about something for the road?

Oh shoes. Awesome. Wait, shoes with wings! Okay, that is awesome. So, where is the Underworld?

Look for D.O.A. Records

It's a record company? Uh actually, I am not surprised

Don't get eaten by monsters

Wait monsters? Who said anything about monsters?

Have a great quest!

So we're half-bloods

Not gods, but demi

Won't go half-way!

We're all in when we know–

–it's up to us, so–

–let me try my best

As we journey west

We're going on an awesome– (You're going on a awesome–)

Dangerous and scary

Thrilling–

Monstrous

And hairy

Killer hero's quest!