I Want A Massey Ferguson For Christmas

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas

Only a Massey Ferguson will do

I really, really want a machine that's a keeper

A Massey would be great pulling our Air Seeder

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas

I don't think the bank will mind, do you?

It won't fit through the chimney or in Santa's sleigh

But with the front-end loader, it'll sure fit lots of hay

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Sitting, waiting there

Oh, what joy and what surprise when I saw Massey with my eyes

I almost had to change my underwear

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas

Only a Massey Ferguson will do

Please no Kubota, and no John Deere

And not a New Holland 'cause I won't like that either

'Cause only a Massey Ferguson will do

The wife says, "With a little barn, how you gonna fit it?"

We'll build a bigger shop, babe, with our brand-new line of credit

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas

Me and this ol' rusty guy are through

Now I won't get the neighbors to help me feed the cows

I'll fire up the Massey, and then I'll show 'em how

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Sitting, waiting there

Oh, what joy and what surprise when I saw Massey with my eyes

I almost had to change my underwear

I want a Massey Ferguson for Christmas

Only a Massey Ferguson will do

Please no Kubota, and no John Deere

And not a New Holland 'cause I won't like that either

'Cause only a Massey Ferguson will do