Can't Get You to Love Me

I can mark time walk a straight line Grab a mad bull by the nose I can stand still on an ant-hill And not once get itchy toes I can even for no reason Be as nice as I am rude But I can't get you to love me I just can't get you to love me What do I do? I can stand up put my hand up Where perhaps it shouldn't be I can go down to a hoe-down? Have one hell of a yippee! I can also if you must know Do whatever else I choose But I can't get you to love me I just can't get you to love me What do I do? All of my life I've been waiting For a moment like this And now that I've found it You know something's amiss Can't get you to love me... I can tell tales hammer toe-nails Write a letter to the Queen I can easily and discreetly Be as charming as obscene When I feel light I can take a fight But I know one thing for sure I just can't get you to love me I just can't get you to love me What do I do?