"Heu HEAUH HAH! I'm back. You didn't think I'd do it again! But here we are. And here I am..."

I know there's nothing in the fridge 'cause I already checked

But I'm checking it again just on the off-chance

Something tasty will appear inside

And though it never does, I'm still gonna fuckin' try

Snack Gods, do you hear me now?!

I'm going too damn broke gorging all this take-out

Man can't live on bread alone

Give me a miracle treat when I open that door, like

"Okay. Let's see what we got here... A banana. Three different types of rice. And some pasta sauce. I think we can make something of this!"

Cooking interlude

Make a beggar some food

Can't see it now

Please believe me now!

Set the heat just right

350 Fahrenheit

Gotta make it nice and crispy

Three rices, one sauce

Get that banana in the pot, c'mon!