Trainers

Alex Wharton on the mic

Let me tell you 'bout these trainers

Yo

You've never seen a pair

Of trainers like these ones

They're super-fast

They walk as quick as you run-run

I wear them to the cinema

Or anywhere clean

If it's raining and it's pouring

They will never be seen

Yo

They're super slick

And incredibly stylish

You won't see them in the shops

So you never can buy

This is a special kind of trainer

For a supersonic mission

Wear them up to space

And bring them back in mint condition

I'm just telling you about them

Even though you think it's fake

Put your foot inside them

You'd be wonderfully great

Could probably run for president

And probably you'll win

See these trainers are so special

And it bubbles deep within

Laced between the stitching

Buried in their sole

I just hope they fit me

Even when I'm grey and old

I just hope they fit me

Even when I'm grey and old