Name: Dysfunction Junction
Duration: 1 min 49 s
Channel: daniel millennial
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Dysfunction Junction

Christmas

Dysfunction Junction adlı parça albümünün bir parçası olarak daniel millennial tarafından 13 Kasım 2025 tarihinde yayınlandıDysfunction Junction - Single

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AlbümDysfunction Junction - Single

Çıkış Tarihi13 Kasım 2025

Firmadaniel millennial

Melodiklik

Akustiklik

Valence

Dans Edilebilirlik

Enerji

BPM80

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Daniel Youdath

Songwriter

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daniel millennial

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Ding-dong Hide the good plates.

Verse 1

Mom’s on her third chardonnay, callin’ it “cooking wine,”

Dad’s in the garage with the smoker—hidin’ from the bloodline.

Sister flew in late, baggage full of drama,

Ex-husband’s new girlfriend? Same age as the llama.

Brother’s keto now, won’t touch the rolls,

But he’s stress-eatin’ pie through both his holes.

Cousin brought his “service peacock,”

It’s screamin’ at the cat—pure gridlock.

Grandma’s AirPods in, blastin’ true crime,

Asks if the turkey’s “grass-fed or prime.”

Chorus

Dysfunction junction, pass the dysfunction,

Who spiked the punch? That’s the real question.

Fake a smile, stay a while,

Family photo—crop out the bile.

Verse 2

Uncle won’t sit near Aunt Karen’s new tat,

It says “Live Laugh Lobotomy”—imagine that.

Nephew’s on his Switch, won’t look up,

Screams “ratio” when you ask for the cup.

Baby’s allergic to everything but vibes,

EpiPen on the table like party bribes.

Dog stole the ham, ran under the deck,

Dad’s yellin’ “therapy bill!”—what’d you expect?

Someone asked “who’s voting who?”—table froze,

Mom changed it to weather: “Global warming blows.”

Chorus

Dysfunction junction, gravy eruption,

Cousin’s MLM pitch—subscription corruption.

Fake a smile, stay a while,

Leftovers fight—who gets the pile?

Bridge

Scratch Timeout—

Who put the elf on the shelf in the cranberry sauce?

Final Chorus

Dysfunction junction, annual destruction,

Hug it out quick—then ghost the group chat function.

Fake a smile, drive a mile,

See y’all next year… or never

Written by: Daniel Youdath

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