Penguin, James Penguin

Well, the reindeer pull the sleigh And the elves make the toys Those are stories that are well known To all little girls and boys But I've got another story that I bet you haven't heard Did you know that Santa Has a secret agent bird? He's Penguin, James Penguin That dapper little guy Like a well-dressed duck, in a three-piece tux He's Santa's secret spy Now have you ever wondered How Santa Claus keeps tabs? How he knows when you've been good? How he knows when you've been bad? It's Penguin, James Penguin That dapper little guy Like a well-dressed duck, in a three-piece tux He's Santa's secret spy From an undisclosed location He's watching me and you He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks Yeah, he sees everything you do He's Penguin, James Penguin That dapper little guy Like a well-dressed duck, in a three-piece tux He's Santa's secret spy Not so very long ago Santa didn't need much help But with more and more kids every year He soon got overwhelmed He told the elves one Christmas "We can't do this any more" And then a knight in shining polyester Waddled through his door And it was Penguin, James Penguin He was there to save the day He had wireless and GPS Outfitted on the sleigh And Santa said, "Penguin" "Won't you be my ears and eyes" "How'd you like to help me run my SCFBI?" He's Penguin, James Penguin And now I guess you've heard How Santa got his little Christmas secret agent bird