Now you must've seen Blue Peter

That television prog

That used to have the brave John Noakes

And Shep the trusting dog

But is he really trusting

When the cameras start to roll

He wanders round the studio

And brave John starts to call

Get down, Shep

Keep still boy

Do as you're told

Come here

Get down, Shep

Behave yourself

Or I'll cuff you round the ear

John could never be alone

No matter where he went

'Cause Shep would have a sniff around

And soon pick up his scent

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I'm here at the top of the Eiffel Tower, and er... get down, Shep

Now Shep was very clever

He knew just when to beg

One day they forgot to feed him

So he bit the producer's leg

He chased the cats around the floor

And no-one came to help

Except the handsome, big, brave John

And he began to yell

By Jove, I've just jumped out of this aeroplane at fifty thousand feet and er... get down, Shep

Now brave John likes adventure

There's nowhere he ain't been

But he had an invitation

To go and see the Queen

Her majesty was just about

To say "Arise, Sir John"

But who should walk into the room

You've guessed it, that's the one

Shep. Come 'ere, lad. Put that sceptre down, it's not a bone, ya know. And stop playing with the corgis. Shep. Don't you dare do that 'ere, Shep. Come on. There's a boy. *woof* Get down