Island Christmas

I don't want to smell those chestnuts roasting on an open fire I can peel you a banana, if your heart desires I want an island Christmas this year I need an island Christmas this year I want no more Christmas Carols counting birds up in pear trees I want you to smear some sunscreen, all over me I want an island Christmas this year I need an island Christmas this year Pack that see-through summer dress, you wore last summer Just let me, kidnap you Underneath the coco palms on Christmas morn So slowly, I'll unwrap you Pack that see-through summer dress, you wore last summer Just let me, kidnap you Underneath the coco palms on Christmas morn So slowly, I'll unwrap you Let's call up and buy those tickets Quality not quantity 'Cause the greatest gift we have to give is you and me We need an island Christmas this year Let's have an island Christmas this year We'll decorate a mango tree And you can string some lights on me No snow to shovel Christmas Day We'll snorkle through a turquoise bay While others plod through Jingle Bells We'll roam the beach, collecting shells I understand flannel pajamas Are not allowed in the Bahamas Handel's Messiah is far too long, A repertoire for the steel drum