Jailcraft

JIM You won't learn this art in a book There's no fast track to it SYLVIA You can't skip the years that it took There's a real knack to it JIM Jailcraft We've got it SYLVIA Jailcraft You've got it JIM / SYLVIA Jailcraft That's what it takes SYLVIA You won't get this with a degree In criminal justice JIM Down the sharp end, take it from me The one thing you trust is JIM / SYLVIA Jailcraft We've got it Hard graft But we've got it Jailcraft That's what it takes JIM It's basic common sense SYLVIA Plus a little self-defense JIM Mix with professional calm SYLVIA Add a dash of personal charm JIM / SYLVIA And when that old proverbial Finally hits the fan We're up front Bearing the brunt Just doing the best we can We don't get the thanks we deserve Down at the coalface While those wimps are losing their nerve We run the whole place Jailcraft JIM Irrefutable JIM / SYLVIA Jailcraft SYLVIA God we're beautiful JIM / SYLVIA Jailcraft That's what it takes JIM And if the powers that be Are just too blind to see I know a thing or two I'll pull a string or two Take a lesson from me NUMBER ONE So Jim, off the record, how's the new girl Governor doing on G Wing' JIM (aside) Worried look, furrowed brow A slight' hesitation' NUMBER ONE If you have concerns' JIM (to NUMBER ONE) I wouldn't like to interfere NUMBER ONE Any information is in the strictest confidence JIM It's all in here' (JIM hands over a notebook) Years of experience You understand' NUMBER ONE Leave it with me, Jim. Enough said. JIM Years of perfecting A shake of the hand NUMBER ONE See you at the Lodge meeting' JIM My but it's good taking control Sliding up that greasy pole JIM / SYLVIA And you won't get that out a book On prison procedure When those suits get caught on the That's when they need ya Jailcraft We've got it He's daft But we've got it Jailcraft That's what it takes When you're short-staffed Your back nearly breaks We get well shafted But we struggle through Keep your eye on the ball Your ear to the ground Back to the wall When trouble's around It's Jailcraft JIM Jailcraft SYLVIA Jailcraft JIM / SYLVIA That's what we do Me and you!