Out Come the Freaks (12" Remix)

Little Rita and her sister Bette Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy He took them for a ride one summer night Told the girls he was a big producer Truth be told, he was a cheap seducer They drove up to the hills to see the lights, yeah right Two days later they were reading him his rights Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks y'all Out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y'all yeah Tara Venus was a rent-a-stripper You can feast your eyes but you couldn't grip her She went nowhere without Jack the Human Knife He'd slice you silly if you got too friendly If you value living better treat her gently Once she does her sexy cha-cha, let her go She will tempt you, but it's just part of the show Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Out come the freaks y'all yeah Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y'all yeah Bobby Maggot was a big attorney Through the courtroom down to hell he journeyed Bald headed piece of garbage that he was He'll defend you if your money's honest Says he'll do his best but that's no promise Off he goes in his Corvette to get a tan Oh Lord, I ask You what kind of beast is man? Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Out come the freaks, out come the freaks y'all Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Out come the freaks, oh yeah Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out comes Trotsky Out comes Trotsky, yeah oh Woodwork squeaks and out comes Coltrane Coltrane, Coltrane, out comes Coltrane Woodwork squeaks and out comes Che Guevara Che Guevara, Che Guevara, oh Woodwork squeaks and out comes the Powell Buddy Powell, Buddy Powell, yeah Out come the freaks