Leaving Jesusland

We call the heartland "Not Very Smart Land"

IQs are very low, but threat levels are high

They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates

They got so many hates and people to despise

In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole

The average weight is well over two hundred pounds

I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs?

Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

Maybe that's why they're so scared of us

We've concerns other than fear and hunger pangs

Queers, transgends and lesbians

Vegans and vegetarians

All you brownish-red and yellow ones

Come and join us on the coast

No longer svelte

They gotta punch new holes in the bible belt

They've blown out the fire under the melting pot

The red blood of America is starting to clot

No compromise, no sight through others' eyes

They're just flies spreading pieces of shit

You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate

What makes this country great is dwelling on either side

They don't want visitors in Jesusland

They want life canned and bland in the Fatherland

We want people with college degrees

Drug use, experience and STDs

People with open minded philosophies

Come hug California trees

Cultural revolution now

Neo-conservatives run outta town

We're gonna burn Orange County down

And then we're off to Riverside

Bakersfield and Fresno too

Then we're coming after you!

The fear stricken born-again Christian

They got a vision of a homogenized state

Textbook decline, intelligent design

They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate

They don't want visitors in Jesusland

They want life canned and bland in the Fatherland

Punk rockers and emo kids

People doing things the church forbids

Buddhists, agnostics and atheists

We're moving out of Jesusland

Art students and thespians

Excluding country – all the musicians

We want all hookers and comedians

Nihilists are welcome too

No longer svelte

They gotta punch new holes in the bible belt