Club America

I ride into your town on a big black trojan horse I'm looking to have some fun Some kind of trigger-happy intercourse "Club America salutes you," says the girl on the door "We accept all major lies, we love any kind of fraud So go on in and enjoy, go on in and enjoy!" I'm buying for my bright new friends blue Suzannes all 'round And my mood is heavily pregnant Yeah, you're right, I couldn't help but notice your icy blue eyes They've been burning two holes in the sides of my head Since the second I arrived And it's not too hard to guess From your stick-on stars and your canary feather dress Your hair in such a carefully careless mess That you're really trying very hard to impress You're such a wonderful person living a fabulous life Sensational dazzling, perfectly sized Such a wonderful person living a fabulous life Sharing it with me in Club America tonight So we talk for a while 'bout some band you saw on TV But I don't listen to you, and you don't listen to me Yeah, it's an old routine, but it's a very special part of the game And you don't really care what I call you at all When I can't quite remember your name And it's not too hard to guess From your stick-on stars and your canary feather dress The way you're so carefully couldn't care less That you're really trying very hard to impress You're such a wonderful person living a fabulous life Sensational dazzling, perfectly sized Such a wonderful person living a fabulous life Sharing it with me tonight Yeah, you're a wonderful person living a fabulous life Fantastic divine and thrillingly bright Such a wonderful person living a fabulous lie With me in Club America tonight