Flu Ride

Just hear those noses sniffilin', sore throats ticklin' too C'mon it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with the flu Outside the snow is fallin', your fever's at 102 Let's take some Alka-Seltzer and a box of antihistamines too We'll bring some Kleenex with us and sing a chorus or two Let's let my red nose lead us in a sleigh ride in spite of the flu Hack it up, hack it up, lung it up, let's go Phlegm chunks in the snow We're coughin' up a yellow and green rainbow Cough it up, cough it up, cough it up, oh man There's some on my hand My glands are puffed and swollen and every hour I pee My throat's as rough as leather and raspy as it can be Let's take some Kleenex with us and sing a carol or two We'll make our noses redder on a sleigh ride to go with the flu My kid came home from preschool with a cough today He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day We'll be callin' in sick to work until the diarrhea stops At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop Pop pop pop I took every medication I can legally buy For the coughing, sneezing, sniffling and the watery eyes I'll be getting real drunk on Nyquil, I'll take Contact till I'm high This wonderful buzz is great but I'm glad I don't have to drive Just hear those noses snifflin', sore throats ticklin' too C'mon it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with the flu Outside the snow is fallin', your fever's at 102 C'mon it's lousy weather for a flu ride together with you