Teenage Nervous Breakdown

Is bad for the the body and bad for the soul

Bad for the heart, bad for the mind

Bad for the deaf, and bad for the blind

Makes some men crazy and then they act like fools

Makes some men crazy, and then they start to drool

Unscrupulous operators could confuse

Could exploit and deceive

Conditional reflex theories and changing probabilities

It's a crass and raucous crackass place

It's a plague upon the the human race

It's a terrible illness, it's a terrible case

And it's usually permanent when it takes place

It's a teenage nervouse breakdown

It's a teenage nervouse breakdown