Dangerous Toys (Bonus Track)

Dangerous toys are being sold at Christmas time Dangerous toys are in department stores They slipped right through the statutory safety net This Christmas time, don't give a dangerous toy They're mostly built in massive Chinese factories And their designs are iffy from the start They leave a trail of post-traumatic injury Don't ever give a child a child a gift-wrapped dangerous toy Dangerous toys have bits that can be choked upon Dangerous toys can cause you injury They pose a hazard to the general populous No one is safe from dangerous Christmas toys You'll only leave a trail of Christmas misery Who wants to give a gift that causes pain? Who wants to spend their Christmas day in hospital? Don't hurt