The only songs known to the English-speaking people are the English songs. This next song is heard only on your better music stations. Well of course, if you don't listen to the better music stations, or buy the better albums, then you don't hear the better music. My grandmama used to sing this song to me...

When I was a little wee wee tot

My mama bought me a lotta wee wee pot

She put me on my wee wee pot

She told me to wee wee a hell of a lot

Wee wee, honey please now

Wee wee

Oh, I wouldn't wee wee in my pot

So she put me in my little wee wee cot

Well I got in my wee wee cot

And then I wee wee'd a hell of a lot

Wee wee

Wee wee

Oh, she took me outta my wee wee cot

And put me back down on my wee wee pot

I still wouldn't wee wee in my pot

So she spanked me on my wee wee butt

Wee wee, honey please now, baby

Wee wee

This is a sing-a-long, let's "wee wee" together one time!

Wee wee

Wee

I'm glad I'm up here on the higher ground. Hahahahaha!