I Kicked a Shark in the Face

We are the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from South-West London We're not unsigned cause we're shit We're unsigned cause corporations suck And because we're shit Shut up Ashe! Mom, you're little boy's flown from the nest Moved in with his best boyfriends To a very big mansion of a crib No more nappies, no more bibs! Ummm, we've got our own fridge! The wide world's very very mean But mom, I can handle myself Just the other day I was walking Felt a tap on my shoulder There's a shark standing there And he looks much older He's like: rawr, rawr rawr! I turned around and I'm like He looks back and he's like: I look at him and I'm like What the hell? What the hell? Then I kicked the shark in the face! He kicked the shark in the face! Then I kicked the shark in the face! His face was a total disgrace! You can't punch me with a flipper I kicked the shark in the face! He kicked the shark in the face! I'm sitting on my ass playing Xbox games Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name I'm like: Yo, what you want motherfucker? He's like: Yo, you motherfucker! Zip up my flies, roll up my sleeves, grab a baseball bat I look left, look right, but there's no one around Then a bear tack-tackles me to the ground He's like: rawr, rawr, rawr! Then I get up and I'm like: He looks back and he's like: I'm not even scared, I'm like: What the fuck? What the fuck? Then I hit the bear in the balls! He hit the bear in the balls! Take one for the team to the balls! Should have protected his balls! Go cry to your mother A bear couldn't cook up another! I hit the bear in the balls! He hit the bear in the balls! Swim with a school of fish Hunt with a pack of wolves The only thing I know is We put this bit in the song So the animal lovers don't come for us! We put this bit in the song So the animal lovers don't come for us! Then I kicked the shark in the face! Humans are the winner Cause we'll have your legs for dinner Unless your vegetarian Being vegetarian's fine with me!