Walmart - Lil Dookie: Şarkı Sözleri, Müzik Videoları ve Konserler

Walmart

Comedy

Walmart adlı parça {albumName} albümünün bir parçası olarak Toilet Recordings tarafından 2 Haziran 2026 tarihinde yayınlandıSlim 120

Şarkı Bilgileri

Çıkış Tarihi2 Haziran 2026

FirmaToilet Recordings

DilEnglish

Melodiklik

Akustiklik

Valence

Dans Edilebilirlik

Enerji

BPM89

GENEL BAKIŞ

ŞARKI SÖZLERI

Müzik Videosu

Müzik Videosu

Krediler

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Declan James Woodson

Declan James Woodson

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Declan James Woodson

Declan James Woodson

Recording Engineer

Şarkı sözleri

I was chillin' at home, yeah, sittin' on the couch

And then I got a hunger for some food out my mouth

I went and checked the fridge, all I saw was disappointment

I even checked the pantry, but then I felt enjoyment

I thought to myself, I should really go to Walmart

But then I thought, no, cause nothing really rhymes with Walmart

But then I thought, ay, who cares, I'm still gonna go

I already got ready and shit, although

I don't got my car, and I don't got my license

Oh well, I guess I'll just go mininiken what could go wrong

It's gotta get motor, except for the fact that I could get pulled over

I step out on the porch, and I take it out of gear

It can't go very far, been in the barn for a year

I make sure the choke lever is facing down

I slam my foot and start it, first try, no doubt

I cruise down my driveway finally put it in gear

And when I got to the road, I think I hit a deer

I got to the main intersection, gotta wait

You know, so far, everything's going great

I'm almost there, I got Walmart in my sights

But then I check my mirrors and see cop lights

For a sec, I thought about pulling over

But then I thought, no one's ruining my perfect supper

I twisted on the gas, and I sped off

After two minutes, he finally got lost

I looked at the parking lot, gonna buy a coke

But then I realized, shit, I'm broke

I see a business man, he looks pretty rich

I walk up to him, give me all your money, or I'll chop off your dick

He said he's packing 12 inches, so he gave me stacks

$14,000 to be exact

I walk into Walmart, hungry as hell

I look to my right and see a sign, Hershey's for sale

I said, ooh, you know I need some kisses

This employee came up to me

Pulled my dick out started pissing

She said"Ahh! Get the hell out of my store!"

I said, come on, quit being such a bore

She then said"you just pissed all over my clothes!"

I didn't like her tone, so I popped her in the nose

I didn't want to get in trouble with some dude named jack

So I grabbed a bag of Hershey's and ran to the back

I'm looking at some candy, staring down the reesees

This employee came running at me so I beat my PP

Yeah, you know me, and I still got the kisses

I hopped up on a pole, and you know I started stripping

This dude was yelling at me, making me upset

So I climbed down, and his ass got suplexed

His ass was lying down like a bluegill

I could've been normal with the blue pill

But no, cause I do shit my way, on the highway

You're just mad cause my dick goes sideways

Uh-oh, the cops are here, I should probably go home

I snuck out the back door while the cops roamed

I hopped on my minibike and rode off into the sunset

Where everything is wrong

Yeah

Finally I can just sit down, eat some Hershey's, relax, and watch some TV

Yeah

Breaking news

This goes out to all the Little Dookie fans

Little Dookie has been found dead in his 17 million dollar mansion

He has died at the age of 13

Due to multiple stab wounds, gunshots, and has been maliciously fucked in his anal region

We are still trying to find the culprit

Wow, my favorite rapper really just died

He didn't even release Slum 120 yet

Dang it

Written by: Declan James Woodson

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