May the Dumb Be with You

Hey everybody, may the dumb be with you May your pants be haunted and the fun continue Is that your lip gloss that I smell? May the watermelon flavor serve you well And I just wanna say Just wanna say Thanks for listening And I just wanna say Just wanna say Thanks for listening And at the risk of sounding slobbery My dumbness is alright with me And I just wanna say Thanks for listening Hey everybody, may the dumb be with you May you always outlive the cafeteria menu I've been told that life ain't fair But I really, really wish I had perfect hair And I just wanna say Just wanna say Thanks for listening And I just wanna say Just wanna say Thanks for listening And at the risk of sounding slobbery My dumbness is alright with me And I just wanna say Thanks for listening It's so completely bland, and don't you see? That now you've seen the other side of me Did you teach your dog to fart your grandpa's name? Don't look at me, I'm not the one to blame! Hey everybody, may the dumb be with you Emergency exit at the rear of the venue Freaky little girl with the French beret Do you know a thing or two about Bastille Day? And I just wanna say Just wanna say Thanks for listening And I just wanna say Just wanna say Thanks for listening And at the risk of sounding slobbery My dumbness is alright with me And I just wanna say Thanks for listening