There was a boy
And like every story there was a girl too
Quite simply she said no
Where was he to go?
He said, "maybe if I do better,
Things will work out for me, advantageously"
Set off to gather an army
He hired the best mercenaries
Set off and set up camp
Set down laws and set around fires and stated his desires
Head east and conquer coast to coast
Leaving trails of fire and taking prisoner most
What he found
After conquering all around
Is that the grass is not greener
In any offset town
Then the stars came down
Saw the error of his ways
But much to his dismay
This nine year old boy had already taken over
Most of northern Europe
But with a chocolate factory constructed in every conquered town
He quickly established world peace
Then the stars came down
