Haunted House

Have you seen the ghouls Hanging in the yard? They are pretty cool They are glowing in the dark After working in the crypt all day digging tombs Their mind just flipped out of drinking the beers of doom And in the living plays a dead ghost band Zombies are dancing and clapping in their hands Hands, hands, hands, hands... Frankenstein's the cook So you'll suffer agonies From his singing book Of voodoo recipes He'll make the Gumbo cha-cha and the Witchy stew The Jumbalaya and the Mambo Goo Welcome to my haunted house Once you're in, you can't get out But you'll like it here So, welcome to my haunted house And in the living plays a dead ghost band Zombies are dancing and clapping in their hands Hands, hands, hands, hands Bloody Mary'll get you loose With its warm O negative What an evil Beetle Juice 'Cause you'll never want to leave Stompin' Jivers on the creaky floor The crypt kickers always play an encore Welcome to my haunted house Once you're in, you can't get out But you'll like it here So, welcome to my haunted Welcome to my haunted Welcome to my haunted house Welcome to my haunted house