Akbar

Woke up this morning

At my grandma's house

And I saw a cornfield

Through the window

I said grandma grandma can I go play in that cornfield

She said you can do what ever you want, you're like twenty-one.

I went in a cornfield today,

I went in a cornfield,

I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar.

Akbar is awesome 'cause he never calls you names,

He never really calls you anything 'cause he's just a corn

But I like pretending, that I can talk to him, and he can talk to me

And he's kinda funny and he knows lots of jokes when I do that

I went in a cornfield today,

I went in a cornfield,

I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar.

Sat down for dinner, at my grandma's house

when she lay down a plate of Akbar

I nearly cried when I saw my friend had died

Grandma killed him for dinner.

I went in a cornfield today,

I went in a cornfield,

I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar.

I went in a cornfield today,

I went in a cornfield,

I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar.

I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar

I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar