Batman Rap

Yeah! C'mon! Straight out of the G-city! Ya all know me! I'm Batman! The motherfuckin' Dark knight! I'm a playboy by day, vigilant by night. I'm Batman! The defender of Gotham. I dress up like a bat 'cuz it's motherfuckin' awesome! Batman is in the house, come and party in the Batcave. Yo Alfred! "Yes, master Wayne?" Bring some more Courvoisier! The honeys in the manor takin' notice of my swagger, villains hidin' in the shadows runnin' scared from their attacker. See they recognize my signal when it lights up the sky. Hardened gangsters get all shy look of terror in their eyes. They can't hide from me, I'm on the prowl motherfucker! Soarin' death on the streets, cape and cowl, motherfucker! Na na na na na na... Y'all remember that song, there's a reason why I've been famous for so goddamn long! Words flyin' off my fists like: POW! KABLAM! By now you better know who the fuck I am! I'm Batman! The motherfuckin' Dark knight! I'm a playboy by day, vigilant by night. I'm Batman! The defender of Gotham. I dress up like a bat 'cuz it's motherfuckin' awesome! Put my seed in Poison Ivy, man, that bitch made me itch! I never shoulda put my fuckin' dick in that snitch. And Catwoman... Yeah, I made that pussy purr! That skank could barely crawl when I got done with her. Yo Superman, high like a bird and a plane, take a look trough the wall, watch me fuck Lois Lane! She's screaming out my name like: "Oh Bruce Wayne!" Spiderman, keep your eye on Mary Jane! I'm Batman! The motherfuckin' Dark knight! I'm a playboy by day, vigilant by night. I'm Batman! The defender of Gotham. I dress up like a bat 'cuz it's motherfuckin' awesome! Get outta here, Bats, it's my turn on the spotlight. Don't you know I'm the real star of The Dark knight? Back off, motherfucker! I'm clinically insane. Like magic tricks? I'll shove a pencil trough your brain! Hey, Batty boy, you think you played me for a fool? Well next time you should keep a better hold of your jewels. What's up, bro? Haven't see you since Batman and Robin. Better watch your?????? ...back will be poppin'...? "What? Is there something on my face?" I'm Batman! The motherfuckin' Dark knight! I'm a playboy by day, vigilant by night. I'm Batman! The defender of Gotham. I dress up like a bat 'cuz it's motherfuckin' awesome!