Eatin' Pussy/Kickin' Ass

Yeah, I'll write my name

More feeling, buddy

Yeah

Friday night I just got off work

My boss man, he's such a jerk

So after work I went to his house

Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

(Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass)

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

(Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass)

That's what I do

Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm

That pussy taste good

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Monday morning I got laid off

So I celebrated with some alcohol

Standing in the unemployment line

I see this young girl's bush and said, "It's breakfast time"

Security Guard said, "You can't do that here"

So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer

Girl at the counter said, "Do you want a job?"

And I said, "Okay" And then I ate her pussy

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

(Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass)

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

(Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass)

That's what I do

Pussy in the morning (Sure)

Pussy in the night (Yeah)

I eat a lot of pussy

And then I get into a fight

Yeah alright

All I gotta do

Thursday night I was feeling pretty great

I was walking past the honkeytonk on broadway

I see this young girl, she's smilin' at me

So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee

Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong

Where there's supposed to be a pussy, this girl had a dong

I was bored and since I'd paid anyway

I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass

Suckin' dick and kickin' ass

(Suckin' dick and kickin' ass) That's right

Suckin' dick and kickin' ass

(Suckin' dick and kickin' ass)

Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass, come on buddy

(Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass) Right

Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass

(Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass)

(I don't want my name on this)

God dammit, fuckin' play motherfucker

Where'd everybody go? God dammit