Drink the Rum

We've looted too much booze Now we're stuck on our boat We have so much rum It's struggling to float No taking to the sky No taking to the sea Too much rum on board Such a problem cannot be Our poor old ship be useless Stranded on the ground Filled with all the treasures From the good folks round in town Listen to me crew, "The day has finally come to lighten up the load Start drinking all the rum!" Come on crew, let's get drinking Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We've still got so much left to sink Grab a stein, there is no line There's plenty more rum for us to drink Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Beer bongs from the mast Shoeys on the plank Keg stands in the crow's nest All this rum is being drank This ship is getting lighter Shanties being sung Party times be going strong It's only just begun Come on crew keep drinking We must get off land Double up your drinking pace Put a rum in both your hands Barrel after barrel Drum after drum Only one thing left to do Keep drinking all this rum! Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We've still got so much left to sink Grab a stein, there is no line There's plenty more rum for us to drink Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down Fill it up for another round To get our ship back off the ground Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We've still got so much left to sink Grab a stein, there is no line There's plenty more rum for us to drink Yo Ho Ho and a Ya Harr Harr We drink our rum and slam it down There's no more rum for another round ... Ahhh Fuck!