Flexing on My Ex

I swear I'm always lying when I run into my ex I wanna keep it 100 but I always got to flex I'm playing like my life got better ever since she left Damn it I'm so stressed but I'm acting like I'm blessed Yeah so I tell her I've been busy as of late But doing really good no scratch that I've been great I got that big promotion so I really can't complain I'm eating raw vegan plus now I meditate Yeah, I've been taking time to focus on my chi Aligning all my chakras and my body's energy And I've been doing yoga for my flexibility I really found my peace Now that I got a prescription for weed, yeah I'm doing Zumba I'm learning tuba I bought a Roomba It keeps my room clean (yuh) My new roommate Is a woman And I ain't bragging (woah) But I think she likes me (maybe) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (oooh) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex) I can tell that she is not impressed, with me Ooh I wish that we could have sex (yuh) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex) I'm trying not to look down at her breasts, baby (woah) It's been a while since I've had sex Life is great But I must admit that it ain't always been this way I was in my feeling laying on the couch all day Till' I saw this dope commercial and my whole life changed Tell me have you heard of ITT Tech I ain't trying to flex but it's on the internet It's fully accredited so I'm pretty much set For the ever shifting competitive modern job market Digital research associate Product integration analyst Central security specialist Implementation coordinator Regional brand administrator Human dynamics facilitator (yuh) With expert staff and over 140 campuses nation wide, I'm set (Lying) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (oooh) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex) Why'd I talk about ITT Tech, baby I don't think she wants to have sex (yuh) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex) Times we had together were the best, baby (woah) We used to literally have sex