Red Dead Redemption 2: The Musical

Rob a train belonging to a guy Cornwall

He heard the news, he did not like it at all

Hired Pinkerton to track us down

Forcing our gang to become nomadic

Needless to say we were frantic

After a violent bank heist in Valentine

Our loose knot of lives quickly became untied

John's son Jack was kidnapped, given to Bronte

Used Jack as leverage to make us all pay, Dutch refused to obey

We got shit on our plates, but we can solve 'em

For 1899, just first-world problems

We all must stick together, not lose our shit if we are to survive

John goes to jail while we sail off to Cuba

The ship sinks, we get stranded on Guarma

A revolution starts and we escape back home

Dutch seems really off, he's more violent-prone

His sense of humanity's gone

We got shit on our plates, but we can solve 'em

For 1899, just first-world problems

We all must stick together, not lose our shit if we are to survive

Rescued John and begged him to leave

Start an honest life with his family

I have tuberculosis, will die watching the sun rise

Dutch went nuts, but was no bad guy

It was Micah who served the shit sty

One day Dutch will double-cross Micah, John'll finish him

We got shit on our plates, but we can solve 'em

For 1899, just first-world problems

We all must stick together, not lose our shit if we are to survive