Music Video
Music Video
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Kevin Bloody Wilson
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dennis Vincent Bryant
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Kevin Bloody Wilson
Producer
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock o' shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho
[Verse 1]
I'm Rudolph and I quit, just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh crackin' that fuckin' whip
And me stuck up the front of these other useless cunts
Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho
[Chorus]
Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock o' shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho
[Verse 2]
And what about us elves? We've had enough as well
Workin' in that freezing factory, cold as fucking hell
Work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off
Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho
[Chorus]
Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock o' shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho
[Verse 3]
I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like
Sneakin' into them little kid's rooms, he's a fuckin' paedophile
A devious old drunk, and I'm married to the cunt
So stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho
[Chorus]
Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock o' shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho
[Outro]
Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho
Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho
Written by: Dennis Vincent Bryant
