Will I Get Cancelled If I Write a Song Called, "If You Were a Man You'd Be So Cancelled"

Woo Let's smash to a podcast Tomorrow mornin' we're cryin' into a Denny's grand slam Of a kickback While you were pointing at me, saying that I was the bad man I was so bad But I couldn't grasp, you were takin' your time Lightin' the gas lamp with a loose match A real inventive iconoclast If you were a man, you'd be so Big hops with my 'Boks on Can't even believe that I made it from kickin' my front lawn To a new jawn If only I was as good as everyone stayin' so calm You was so calm But I can't remember the last three months Guess I am a profit prawn on a freckled palm But I'll be keepin' that one song If you were a man, you'd be so If I was a man, I'd be sow If you were a man, you'd be so If I was a