The First Flush

Last night was a bit of a mess Even more so than my stomach is Plastic bag on my desk Saystop up your tank Fill up your tummy That's what it said My mind's been working through some things Stomach's working through last night But all this potty talk Probably ain't all that polite Perfect chain of Ts and Ps Shit - we're outta TP She's says that's not shit It's fucking puke I think I took in a bit too much last night That's what she said She said she's worried, all that drinking couldn't get him out her system I said there's no rush Nothing ever goes down with the first flush Or maybe that's just my shit Or maybe that's just my shit Is that just my shit? She said have that checked out That's what she said If I'm honest I could go where your smile leads me all my life But if I'm honest my pants is doing most of the leading tonight 'Cause nothing writes a song like a penis They say the penis mightier than the sword Is that what they say? I got worried, all that drinking couldn't get her out my system I thought there's no rush Nothing ever goes down with the first flush Or maybe that's just my shit Maybe that's just my shit Is that just my shit? She said have that checked out That's what she said Now we're both worried We just find it hard to fit into this system Said I make you blush Make your face turn to a five heart straight flush I overthink this shit I overthink this shit But your poker face is so shit We should find creative ways to use our hands That's what she said We got no worries We'll just drink to standing out in this system You make my heart rush Saving this Kingdom of shit is up to us Said this is our shit Said this is our shit Make no mistake I said This is our shit We could rule this kingdom together If you just said yes