Tamagotchi

This is for anyone staring down the barrel of the big three-O You are not alone I repeat, you are not alone What's your favorite? Mine is Squirtle Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Need, need, got, got, need, need, swap I'm off my tits on a Panda Pop Sunny D never did me harm You round the twist with a Stretch Armstrong CD Walkman, "Real Slim Shady" My mate's alien just had a baby I'm doing a dive, watch me, watch me I'm bombing in the water, and you can't stop me I'm doing a dive, watch me properly Somebody hold my Tamagotchi Hey, don't the time just slip away? It was only yesterday That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older I can't hear you I won't hear you say That the days are gone, they were only yesterday Cat Deeley, SMTV Shouting bogies, doing wheelies Holly Valance, Game Boy Advance School discos and Macarenas I see England, I see France Doing a dance in my underpants No rules when I'm home alone Prank calls on the telephone Six weeks off for my holiday day Pick & Mix got me feeling wavy I got six weeks off for my holiday day Head spinning 'round like a fucking Bey blade Hey, don't the time just slip away? It was only yesterday That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older I can't hear you I won't hear you say That the days are gone, they were only yesterday 'Cause I still feel the same It's the world that seems to change I used to have it all sussed out, but now it seems so far away Well, that's just a game No one to blame But I can't hear you, I won't hear you Hey, don't the time just slip away? It was only yesterday That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older Hey, don't the time just slip away? It was only yesterday That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older I can't hear you I won't hear you say That the days are gone, they were only yesterday