The Toxic Waltz

Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation

It's called the Toxic Waltz and it's causing devastation

You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown

Slamming the waltzers all the way around

You get caught up in the whip, you're thrown into a flip

You aim for someone's head to stain the floor red

Give someone a kick to prove you're truly sick

Bounce back from some blows and blood runs out your nose

Flailing round and round and you're injury bound

Waltz it up! The pit is it!

You can take your chance on this rough new dance

If you dare! To dive in!

There are some that try but they won't survive

They don't hit! 'Cause they're wimps!

And this exercise helps you brutalize

With us! Exodus!

Everybody's doin' the Toxic Waltz

Kick your friend in the head and have a ball

Come on and do the Toxic Waltz

And slam your partner against the wall

Everybody's doin' the Toxic Waltz

Good friendly violent fun in store for all

Get up off your ass and Toxic Waltz

If you hit the floor you can always crawl

Used to do the Monkey, but now it's not cool

The Twist and Mash Potato are no exception to the rule

So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt

Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun

Don't start to cry if you get a black eye

Just dive back in and give another try

But too much action may leave you in traction

So you better get insurance no matter your endurance!

Flailing round and round and you're injury bound

Waltz it up! The pit is it!

You can take this chance on this rough new dance

If you dare! To dive in!

And there're some that try but they won't survive

They don't hit! 'Cause they're wimps!

And this exercise helps you brutalize

With us! Exodus!

Everybody's doin' the Toxic Waltz

Kick your friend in the head and have a ball

Come on and do the Toxic Waltz

And slam your partner against the wall

Everybody's doin' the Toxic Waltz

Good friendly violent fun in store for all

Get up off your ass and Toxic Waltz

If you hit the floor you can always crawl

Get up on your feet, don't look so obsolete

And thrash like an athlete!

Don't sit there on your ass, don't look like you got too much class

You'll be harassed!

You know we guarantee this is the key

So rage or get the third degree!

You begin frontal assaults and start your somersaults

And do the Toxic Waltz!

Do the Toxic Waltz!

Do the Toxic Waltz!

Do the Toxic Waltz!

Do the Toxic Waltz!