Bertha Lou

Bertha Lou, Bertha Lou

Let me slip around with you

If I could grace the sand

I'd be a mighty, mighty man

Because you're so good, Bertha Lou

Bertha Lou, Bertha Lou

Gotta get a date with you

If I could hear you call

Or missed a class to fall

Ain't no telling what I'd do

Bertha Lou

You wear your hair in a poodle cut

You're walking down the street

Like a silver pup

But everybody knows

That you're so sweet

You tickle me from head

To my athlete feet

Hey, hey, Bertha Lou

I wanna conjugate with you

You know my blood is running wild

And I know you ain't no child

When you do what you do, Bertha Lou

You wear your hair in a poodle cut

You're walking down the street

Like a silver pup

But everybody knows

That you're so sweet

You tickle me from head

To my athlete feet

Hey, hey, Bertha Lou

I wanna conjugate with you

You know my blood is running wild

And I know you ain't no child

When you do what you do, Bertha Lou

Bertha Lou

Bertha Lou

Bertha Lou