My Girlfriend Has a New Iphone

Johnny, how is the girlfriend?

My girlfriend has a new iPhone

Now we can never have a minute alone

When I try to kiss her, she takes a selfie

All me Facebook friends are laughing at me

Oh, her new iPhone it is a curse

And she brings it everywhere in her purse

She checks emails, voicemails, texts and Twitter

Then she looks at Facebook and it makes her titter, haha

My girlfriend has a new iPhone

Now we can never have a minute alone

When I try to kiss her, she takes a selfie

All me Facebook friends are laughing at me

When we go out I feel so alone

'Cause she's always playing with her iPhone

The other night I asked her for a kiss

She says: "Hang on now 'til I Twitter this"

My girlfriend has a new iPhone

Now we can never have a minute alone

When I try to kiss her, she takes a selfie

All me Facebook friends are laughing at me

Last week we were courting in the back of the van

She says: "Johnny, I love ya, you're me man"

The next thing her new iPhone did ring

Just as I was about to put me hand on her f-

If you're looking for a girlfriend now, you see

My advice to you would be

If the girl that you fancy has a new iPhone

Don't bother about her, just leave her alone

My girlfriend has a new iPhone

Now we can never have a minute alone

When I try to kiss her, she takes a selfie

All me Facebook friends are laughing at me

My girlfriend has a new iPhone

Now we can never have a minute alone

When I try to kiss her, she takes a selfie

Now me Facebook friends are laughing at me

Hello, is that Fianna double-two double-two?

No, no this is Fianna two-two-two-two

I'm sorry for getting you out of bed

Ah, sure I had to come down and answer the phone anyway

Haha