Self Esteem

You text at 3 in the morning And you misspelled my name You've slept with half my friends in Facebook And most of them think you are lame You say that with me it's different And you're not that big of a dick And if you disappear it's cause you're "busy" Not cause you're with some other chick I know that this might be uncouth But I've decided to tell you the truth My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you It's close But not quite there Give me time to get a little more rejected And you and I could make an awesome pair A totally awesome pair I seem like your perfect target Like I've been lonely for too long You think I haven't had sex in forever And I'll admit that you're not wrong But I would rather have no-one Than this crap let me reaffirm I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned And the antidote was in your sperm I know that this might be uncouth But I've decided to tell you the truth My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you It's close But not quite there Give me time to get a little more desperate And you and I would make an awesome pair A totally awesome pair Thanks for not even pretending to respect me Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises Especially when I'm on the road Or anywhere really Because I'm a girl hello? That's kind of how it goes Love is allusive and impossible But dicks are available everywhere So sorry if I don't feel super lucky To get a penis like yours attached to a man Who can't even pretend to care Maybe if something goes horribly awry And I think I'll never find a better guy But for now For now My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you It's so close but not quite there Give me time to get a little more wasted And you and I will make an awesome pair A totally awesome pair