Give Up Your Dreams

You've always been a dreamer

You've always aimed so high

It's truly been inspiring to see

And so we wanna give you a little free advice

And we mean this with complete sincerity

Give up your dreams

Your dreams are lame and weak

Can't you see you're talent-free, you sad, deluded freak?

Time's up, you loser

And soon you'll have to pay

Sound the vinyl, pawn the amps, and put your little dreams away

We don't mean to upset you, or maybe, yeah, we do

We simply wanna share the way we feel

And now that we're all older

And should be more mature

We out to cut the bull and let's get real

Give up your dreams

And get a freakin' job

We are through supporting you, you parasitic slob

Starbuck's is calling

McDonald's says, hello

Walmart, Kinko's, take your pick

Or pack your useless dreams and go

Can't you picture how sweet it'll be

When you're finally gone and we're finally free?

And the heavens will part and a light will appear

Little kids of all races will join hands and cheer

And the bells, how they'll ring

And all of creation will lift up their voices and sing

Give up your dreams

They're never coming true

Learn to cope with zero hope

Like normal people do

No more excuses, there's nothing to discuss

Ditch your pointless, futile dreams

And join the grown up world like us

Ditch your pointless, brain-dead, nut job, psycho dreams

And join the grown up world like us