The Happiest Days of Our Lives

You, yes, you, stand still, laddie When we grew up and went to school There were certain teachers who Would hurt the children in any way they could (oof) By pouring their derision upon anything we did Exposing every weakness however carefully hidden by the kid But in, but in the town, it was well known, when they got home at night Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives