Up at six like a morning glory

Fix breakfast at my inventory

Get to the point

Won't bore you with my story (Surprise)

It's eggs!

Gotta rule over all them zones

Got the tones that's blowing up phones

But when I'm hungry you know I'm gonna jones for eggs

Fettuccine a la ovo

In the kitchen where the pros go

I'll cook you something pro bono

But all I know is eggs

(I'm a chef, I roll hard!)

Huevos Rancheros

Or Motuleños

Dropping jalapeños

Like bapapapapa bapapa

I'm Doctor Eggman

I'm not an egg, man

Don't make me beg, man

Don't play no game

I wrote the book, man

On how to cook, man

Alright now look, man

I got a name

People call me Eggman 'cause of my shape?

Not Doctor Avocado or Doctor Grape?

I'm an ovoid man

With an ovoid plan

That's eggs!

(Straight up on a griddle or a pan)

People see me moustache

Damn it make me nauseous

Fools like to step and ask if I'm the walrus

That's the wrong song

What's the matter with you

But screw it

I got a three hundred IQ

I got that multiple genre bling

I got four and twenty rings

I'm like Australian Burger King

Cause I put eggs on everything

Back to business

Back to me green hills

I got that custard

They pay me in clean bills

French toast

Take the day off

With eggs

(Put 'em in your face!)

I got a lock on protein

That's why my figure stay so lean

I'm gonna dominate the whole scene

With eggs!

Mess around and I'll throw down the gauntlet

Round Chef Challenge: Make the best omelette

Okonomiyaki or Matzah Brei

I poach and I baste and I scramble and I fry

And I can fly, did I mention that?

I got machinery to crush you flat

But when I (?) I go full fat

Fri-tatatatata tatata

I'm Doctor Eggman

I'm not an egg, man

Don't make me beg, man

Don't play no game

I wrote the book, man

On how to cook, man

Alright now look, man

I got a name

It's Doctor Eggman

It's Doctor Eggman

It's Doctor Eggman

It's just a name

I'm not an egg, man

I'm not an egg, man

I'm not an egg, man

It's just my name

EGG-AH