Join the Ranks

So you want to join the ranks of the dread crew?

To toss your lot in life in with the sordid likes of us?

You hear there's gold, blood and glory

Not just hauls but epic stories

A chance to leave this world in the dust

Well I will tell you, you will haul

You will fight and you may die

But liquid gold and golden coin won't be in short supply

And once you climb onboard your soul is never coming back

So you best now leave your conscience here to die

The men who stand before you are your officers and keys

They've held their own against the many demons of the seas

It's to them that you will answer, your lives is now their whim

And if you meet with their displeasure you fucking better know how to swim

Riven the first mate is seen as my right hand

Smithy guides this floating hulk across the sea and land

Stark the quartermaster is the man who gives you life

He is your judge, he is your jury, and you best not cause him strife

Deckard our boatswain is the master of the sails

T-Bone master gunner here just likes to blow up whales

And Rouba fucking Juba I don't know what he does here

But he changed his name to Francis and he fucking disappeared

And me I am your captain but refer to me as God!

I am your master, the commander, and at sea my word is law

Now that you're onboard lets cast offshore and follow through

You've got a heavy day ahead

Welcome to the crew!